Dhananjay S. Phatak
Associate Professor
Computer Science and Electrical Engineering Department
University of Maryland, Baltimore County (UMBC)
1000 Hilltop Circle, Baltimore, MD 21250
Office: 319 Information Technology and Engineering (ITE) Building
Phone: (410) 455-3624
Fax: (410) 455-3969
Email:
phatak@umbc.edu
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Misc but important: My
Erdös number is
2
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Top 10+ Quotes (David Letterman-esque)
- $$$ (is) >> GOD
- But; it depends on what the meaning of "is"
is.
(arguably the most
hil(l)ary-ous and memorable quote of the decade of the 1990s...)
- Quiz : What is the second oldest profession?
- Being correct is a virtue in and of itself.
- Folk Theorem : If (time = money) and (knowledge = power) then
Earnings are inversely proportional to knowledge
(hint: power = work/time )
- Quiz : In an "e"-mergency, what is one's net worth?
Ans : Many times one's net worth = sum of free "e"-lectrons
(i.e. electronic-charges) left on all mobile
devices
- claim : Creator of life was extremely angry while creating life.
proof : The code book of life is itself
written in a "4 letter" alphabet
(genomes are sequences of "A", "C", "T", "G")
- Graduate school = wider perspective that includes Budweiser as well as
Adviser.
- ... deliberately left blank, you can fill-in whatever you want
- You know that I know what you know (Richard Feynman-esque...).
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