Courtesy of Monty Python.

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T H E   T A L E   O F   S I R   R O B I N
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[Sir Robin and his minstrels are traveling through a forest]
MINSTRELS: Bravely good Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot,
           He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin,
           He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways
           Brave brave brave brave Sir Robin.
 
           He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp
           And to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken;
           To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
           And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin.
 
           His head smashed in, and his heart gouged out,
           And his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged,
           And his nostrils raped, and his bottom burned off,
           And his penis split, and his...
ROBIN: Er, that's... That's enough music for a while lads. It looks
       as though there's dirty work afoot.
MINSTRELS: Brave, Sir Rob...
ROBIN: Shut up.
[Sir Robin encounters the 3 headed knight, and sneaks away while the
heads argue with one another]
MINSTRELS: Brave Sir Robin ran away.
ROBIN: I didn't.
MINSTRELS: Bravely ran away, away.
ROBIN: No, no, no.
MINSTRELS: When danger reared its ugly head
           He bravely turned his tail and fled.
           Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
           And gallantly he chickened out.
           Bravely taking to his feet 
           He beat a very brave retreat.
           Bravest of the brave Sir Robin
           Petrified of being dead
           Soiled his pants then brave Sir Robin
           Turned away and fled.
[fade out]