by Nancy White, Multinan Inc., SOCAN Album: "Momnipotent" Daughters of feminists love to wear pink and white short frilly dresses That speak of successes with boys, it annoys their Mom Daughters of feminists won't put on jeans or the precious construction boot Mama found cute, ugly shoes they refuse, how come? Daughters of feminists think they'll get married To some wealthy guy who'll support them forever Daughters of feminists don't bother voting at all Daughters of feminists beg to wear lipstick each day from the age of three Daughters of feminists think that a princess is what they are destined to be How did they get so girly? How come they want a Barbie? Why does it start so early? Why when we bring her up just like a fella Who does she idolize Oh honey, she's a doormat You think when she marries that prince he's not going to expect her to run that entire castle? Look at all those rooms. And he's always on the road. And Snow White, doing all the housework for seven guys. In return for room and board is no deal. Daughters of feminists bruise so easily Daughters of feminists hurt Daughters of feminists curtsy and skip Daughters of feminists flirt They say "Please Mommy, can I do the dishes" Or, "Let's make a pie for my brother" Are they sincere, are they crazy Or are they just trying to stick it to mother? How did they get so girly? How come they want a Barbie? Why does it start so early? Daughters of feminists just want to play with their toys (Daughters of feminists love to wear pink and white short frilly dresses that speak of successes with boys....)